Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label comedy. Show all posts

Wednesday, 4 November 2015

Diary 4th November 2015

Today, as I had no plans of going out, I decided to stay up a bit and do a bit of recording. hahah.

I was looking at the Dubliners Vicar St concert. Well by George did it bring some fond memories, some painful but fond. Depending. Now what I mean by that is, that I was singing a song, and I dedicated it to Martin Mulligan(Kathleen's hubbie). Had rush thoughts of Michael Doherty looking at my video on Youtube, and making a mockery of while passing it around to others on New Years Eve kidna. How he gets hold of it is, that I email it to him, WHICH I will be doing so, eitherway. hahaha.

The other was after Sabrina, was a music video from Lady Gaga - Bad Romance. Now again more painful memories came back as I was singing the song, the Take 2, ahahah. Which as I explained in the video that my ex and I were picking "our song" etc., etc.,

Diary 4th November 2015

Sunday, 1 November 2015

Diary 1st November 2015

Well what a day it turned out to be. A negatively day was turned into a positive day.

I was due to be up for 1ish for to go to Dublin Vegfest, aka International Vegan Day. However my legs were killing me, and crying out for me. So eventually I got up for half 3ish. I was gonna shower for Movember, ie to shave EVERYTHING, literally. hahaah. However it wasn't to be. So I headed on off to F2 Center in Fatima, Rialto. Its a very ignored place in the City ie The Liberties. I used my Lumy to direct me to the place at hand, as per usual it wasn't helpful. Google Maps would tell me to reroute or I'm going the wrong way. However with Maps from Windows Phone, nope it wouldn't. So eventually I arrived. THe place was bouncing when I arrived, even at an hour left. I arrived at 4ish. They didn't even check my ticket. I missed out on Goody bags. Aww well. However great stuff was on show. The venue thou is VERY Questionable. They perhaps were trying to put an ignored place on the maps. I ain't sure. But very questionable. Like when I was leaving, I hopped on my bike and simply put, I was asked "Are you ready, " I said ready for what, and the guy said "A new life", and he sniggered. So yeah venue for a MAJOR event, very questionable. And how it was Modern, ????? Very small if you ask me. I thought it'd be a huge hall.

So I headed on back. I arrived back to my sis. We had a great time. I showered, as per my schedule, although LATER than scheduled, but I had to do it, so in accordance with the Movember Charity. So we chatted but more so while she was downloading, we was looking at Saved By The Bell. So I left her at her place. We chatted for a bit and headed on back home. eheheh

Diary 1st November 2015

Sunday, 25 October 2015

Diary 25th October 2015

Today was a quiet day, Literally!!!. hahaha

I got a voicemail of to get a takeout for both my sis and I. I went to Tasty Gardens, which is up the road from me. heheeh. The takeout was lovely. Chips was alrite. The Vegetable Fried Rice, was exquisite. While eating my sis noted that the vegetable which I normally give to her wasn't present. So I was even more than delighted. heheh

Like I said, nothing much was done. hahaah. Both my sis and I were looking at Everybody Loves Raymond for the night.

Diary 25th October 2015

Sunday, 18 October 2015

Diary 18th October 2015

Today was quite an enjoyable day. Although I told my sis of a horrid dream of rape of a good friend of mine. As far as I recall, he was being recorded of being raped. And I went back to the perpetrators' house and broke the tape by pressing a stop button and some other button. And my mates parents trying to tell me he was being raped etc., etc., Then the mate's relatives got involved. Something to that effect. She saw it in my worry face. And I wouldn't mind I had actually told myself NEVER go back to bed sleeping, how true is that. Like the reason I says this is that I was left awoken as my Lappy was left on the whole night as I was trying to download a very cute singer from Turkey whom I came across on a mates' profile on Facebook. And also I was trying to do ....... So I had to leave the lappy on. While doing so I was struggling to sleep,, however I woke up for a leak and then went back hence the above dream. So then onto some pleasantness I treated my sis to some Vegan Home cooked Pasta and Tomato sauce. So she was doing downloading and I was entertaining her with some of comedy I had. heheeh namely One Foot in the Grave, Saved By The Bell and Taxi. My mom in the meantime came down with some food, and then after a few hours, I then headed with her to her place and then came back.

While looking at SundayAM on TV3, I only realised that Killian O'Sullivan who does TV reviews for the week, that it's the same Killian from Fair CIty who played Lorcan(Carol's son). He sadly was killed off from the show. He's been on the TV3 show for several months, yet I only noticed today. hahaah. Nice one Stany!!!

Saturday, 17 October 2015

Hotel Transylvania 2

Quite a remarkable film. Totally enjoyable. Great laughs were had by all. hahaha. One word for this film was "Acceptance". In the beginning, Dracula didn't accepted Dennis being human and as such grew to him and accepted him in the end. hahaah

The plot was quite simple. heheheh. The film starts off with the wedding of Mavis(Gomez) and Jonathan(Samberg). Mavis finds out she's pregnant. And Baby Dennis(Blinkoff) is born. Mavis wants to move to California with Jonathan's HUMAN parents: Linda(Mullaly) and Mike(Offerman). However Dracula(Sandler) don't want this. What with his overprotective mode. hahaah. So Dracula wants to bring out the Vampireness outta of Dennis. As always, Dracula has a plan. hahaah. If Dennis becomes a vampire then he'll want to stay put. hehehe. However trouble further ensues when Mavis(Dracula's Daughter) reveals that she invited Vlad(Brooks) Dracula's father, to the party. Vlad is a very traditionalist ie against Humans full stop. He would even "suck out their souls". Vlad wants to scare out the Vampire outta Dennis. So via a teddy bear at Dennis' party, he is attempting to scare Dennis, but it don't work as Dracula actually prevents it. And so Vlad finds out his son Dracula has actually changed and attempts to change. Vlad's followers attempts to take down all humans etc., and Dennis' REAL self comes to being ie a Vampire and attacks the followers.



Tuesday, 13 October 2015

Diary 13th October 2015

Well today was quite a day. haha

I did my usual errands I do on a Tuesday. hahaahah. hehehe.

My first port of call was to get my dosh before it closed. I was there struggling with my bike and the laundry AND my trousers(which kept falling due to my rapid weight loss - hahaah). I've noticed recently that I can't do anything with my right hand anymore. With a JO(jerkoff), nope won't do the work. Basically I have to use the left for everything, for JO's for walking my bike even carry bags etc.,

So moving on I then dropped the Laundry into Clean Freaks, which was quite unusual. By that I mean that the price is lower, and I got a text off them stating that there are "two items" and then the woman told me that it would be available on Friday, which is interesting. hahaah.

I then headed onto the bank did my business. Unusually I didn't have enough for to go and do my normal weekly bill payments. So I looked up what "robbed" my money. hahaah. It was actually Electric Ireland and Sky.

So then I moved onto my grocery weekly of SmallChanges. hahaah. I asked Peadar, why the taste of one of the TOmato Sauce was so "boring" or Bland. I knew about NO Added sugar or salt, but seriously? So he told me that its JUST tomatoes. Well the laugh I got. I paid about €2 or €3 for jst "friggin tomatoes" as I said on the way home. hahaha. It was priceless.

So while transferring files for my sis' visit, I took a shower. Then headed to my sis. On the way, I was looking for a Grater where I can grate cheese. hahaah. However the manners of a pig in Centra didn't have any. hahaha. So I arrived and we looked at TV. I brought up how come Maureen remembers that MEMORABLE day of when I had Mom, Dad and Maureen and of course my sis for a Cuppa and a Apple PIe or something. We sat around my table. Then my depression hit. And hence my place is NOT suitable for visitors anymore. Then the other day I was onto Maureen by means of a phonecall, and she told me of the dream. I can't for the life understand why she's so obsessed with that particular day. ahhaah. Then my sis asked when would I be going up to the folks. And I said I can't go up freely to Mom n Dad's as I'm no longer welcome to visit, but to FOOD, thats' all I get.

I was interested in finding out what party the current Dublin Lord's Mayor(ess) is ie Críona Ní Dhálaigh, I kinda knew she was a member of Sinn Féinn, however One thing I never expected thou that Sinn Féin's FOUNDER is Arthur Griffith. Where I know that name is that the avenue I was reared on ie the street is known as Griffith Ave., I was told that the avenue is named after Arthur Griffith. Now one asks, WHY??? like did he live there, or fight etc., etc.,

NEWS

It has been announced that Paul O'Connell, has been ruled out of teh Rugby World Cup. This is his last Rugby International. Ie he's retiring forcefully due to a string injury

A report of The MH17 flight from Kualampur that was shot down by a Buk missile, has concluded that it was indeed the Buk that shot down the plane when it was  flying over a no - fly zone in Dunesk, Ukraine.

Universal Social Charge - 13K Entry Threshold
The new rates are now 1% 3% 5.5%
Pension Payment €3pw
Christmas Bonus - 75%
Fuel Allowance 2.50 to 22.50
Free GP to Children Under 12yrs
Free PreSchool aged 3-5.5
Child Benefit increase €5 per child pm to €140...
Respite Grant fully restored to 1700
Stampy Duty Abolish replaced by a 12c charge per ATM Transaction
50c Cigs
Minimum to 9.15
Limit on the contactless Card going up to €30 from €15
9% VAT retained
600 Garda
2260 Teachers
Extr AMbulance Staff
A Cut to CGT Capital Gains Tax
Corp Tax reduced to 6.25%

Diary 13th October 2015

Diary 13th October 2015 – Budget 2016 Special

Monday, 12 October 2015

Diary 12th October 2015

Diary 12th October 2015

It was my intention to meet up with Maureen today. Now considering I wouldn't have slept  or whatever. This was my plan in terms of sleep. I would stay awake and look at TV etc., after the sleep out and then head to my sis etc., Then meet up with Maureen THEN go to bed to catch up on lost sleep. However it wasn't to be, as I was physically exhausted from the Mental Health protest/march as I was falling asleep at the computer while looking at the TV after I came home from the sleep out. aka the News. hahaha. So instead I went to sleep for a few hours last night and then to my sis, as per schedule. So I cancelled Maudy yesterday and I'll be seeing her on Thurs.

So it'll be a TV Day as per norm. hahaha

Maureen popped down with some grub,, Was great to see her. heheeheh. She thought my hair was curly. I just said that my sis did it up for me last night. hahaah. Great laugh.

While looking at One Foot in the Grave and seeing Richard Wilson who plays Victor Meldrew, I looked him up to see what's he up to . heheheh. Then I found not only is he for gay rights, but that he came out as gay a few years ago back in '13. I never knew. hahaah.

My sis came down for some downloading. Then who should I see on the TV on Cheers, but none other than Senator John Kerry MA, who NOW is Foreign Secretary for the United States. I am gobsmacked.

So first I find out Richard Wilson who played Victor Meldrew came out Gay, and now Senator John KErry was a special appearance in Cheers. Wow, what a night so far. haahaahh

Tuesday, 6 October 2015

Diary 6th October 2015

Diary 6th October 2015

I got up showered and all. I then headed out after Will & Grace to go and do my norm errands. hahaahah.

My first was to get my dosh. Then into AIB to lodge it. Then onwards to the next errand which instead of bringing the bike, I decided to walk to SmallChanges. Got my weekly groceries, I then realsied that I left my tea behind. hahaah. I needed it badly. I then realsied that I mightened have enough for the laundry. So I counted out my cash of about 14.50.  So I was cool. I had minimum €15. Then afterwards I walked back to the Clean Freaks where my laundry is. There is a new person there. She made out my bill was 32. Of which I was shocked. hahaah. She knew she made a mistake. She read the wrong number. That said, I went with my laundry back to my gaf. hahaha.

I then headed to my sis for our bi weekly visit. As always pleasantries with comedy etc., with Golden Girls, which got me thinking did Blanche's Paps cheat on the mother etc., etc., Will & Grace and King of Queens too. I was there the whole time matching my personality with the characters. hahaha. I'd be Will in Will & Grace, Dorothy in Golden Girls.

Monday, 28 September 2015

Diary 28th September 2015

Diary 28th September 2015

As per my normal weekly schedule I stayed up.

I was watching TV. Two and A Half Men, Everybody Loves Raymond and Will & Grace.

While watching TV, I got a call from Mom. I also got a call from Dad relating to the citizenship. I didn't see the point in replying as I'll be seeing him on Wed anyways. heheeh.

While doing my TV recordings etc., I was checking my Games requests on my Gaming account on FB, and it only came up with errors. So far it has lasted about 15mins or so but it lasted almost an hr. This has just been confirmed on my Tweeter account from RTE News.

I was getting my dinner. And decided to try the Tofu sausages. I was gonna upload to the Vegan group, but as I didn't enjoy em, I decided against it. haha

So instead of FB(never realised my such reliance on FB - hahahaha) I did my dishes,

NEWS

It has been announced(well more so speculated), that Pope Francis will make a Papal Visit to Ireland in 2018. The World of Family will be held in Dublin. So traditionally the Pope has always in the past always visited the World of Family event. This years World of Family was held in Philadelphia this year. 

Alexander Pacteau, who was jailed for the murder of Karen Buckley in Glasgow, Scotland, maybe RETried, if there's new evidence found. It was found that he had raped in the past.

Sunday, 27 September 2015

Diary 27th September 2015

Whoa mama. What a day it was. Between Animal Rights, the Vegetarian Day, then a Rally exhibition. It was overwhelming. I was there thinking when I came home from the Movie yesterday and suddenly realised that today Sunday is World Vegetarian Day and the Protest march. I had completely forgotten about it.

So when I got back to reality, haahaha, I then headed to bed. I was suppose to get up for 12.35. However Georgie here don't like 4hrs sleep. Which can't be good. There was a time I used to last on 3hrs let alone 4, however NO. Anyways I got up at 1.10. So my plan originally was Dublin Port Rally, ARAN, and then Vegetarian Day. However it wasn't to be. So my next plan of action was ARAN, Vegetarian Day and then Dublin Port Rally. So onwards and upwards as one would say. hahahaha.

So my first event was ARAN(Animal Rights Action Network). So when the event started, they were to have speeches for an hour and then for the last hour it would be the actual march. So clever little Stany here decided instead of speeches, that I would go to World Vegetarian Day and then come back for the March.

So for the World Vegetarian Day, Sarah A whom I know very well, decides to comment saying that I'm late. I said no I ain't hahaah. "ara sure you're always late". ahahahaha. So I then showed the poster as to where I was. Besides World Vegetarian Day is between 12-4. haahah. So I was chatting with Vegan Ireland and a few other exhibitors. I was wanting to purchase a Vegan TShirt for October Vegan Day, however with the price it wasn't to be. heeheh.

So I headed back to the March for ARAN. The tagline was "No excuse for ANimal Abuse". Following is the route we took

Parnell Sq - O'Connell St - O'Connell Bridge - D'Olier St - College Green - Westmoreland St - O'Connell Bridge - O'Connell St - Parnell Sq

I then dispersed after a successful INAUGURAL March for ANimals. I then headed onto my last Event of teh day: Dublin Port Rally. It was fantastic. However I found the price to be excessively high. But well worth it alrite. heehehe. Seeing the Imp brought great memories flooding back. I repeated to myself: "I feel old" hahaha. Plenty of elderly people around. One in particular with a Zimmer. I bet he could tell a few tales alrite. When Is aw the Imp, "Go Minic Anseo...." I remember I was on the Imp with Dad going to James Hosp for TEETH OR EYES, can't recall. I then repeated to myself also that the imps are no good now as the Population of Dublin has increased and financially viable it wasn't possible. I then saw the 51B ahh LORD, now I'm REALLY old. hahaha. It used to come down Grace Park Rd near my folks and take us into town. There was one RAINY night, I'll never forget. Mom, Maureen and my sis were in Abbey St., We were waiting in RAINY weather at night time at Wynnes Hotel. Its also possibly the same night, that I got my varuca. It was the Dublin Port Rally's CIE's 70th Anniversary. I first heard of this on RTE6.1 on Fridays.

So then I came back for a few minutes, and then headed onto my sis. We had a grand old time watching Golden Girls, Everybody Loves Raymond n Cheers. We chatted but more so the TV. I told of many fond memories after showing the pics of the BUses etc., at the Dublin Port Rally, I was at earlier on.

Diary 27th September 2015

Monday, 21 September 2015

Diary 21st September 2015

Well today was very quiet. hahaha. I was looking at an episode of King of Queens. And something very interesting that quite shocked me actually. I was about to give my sis a ring in a panic. But as it happens, the program was referring to a YOUTH, in my opinion. I will get an opinion from my sis. THe info I saw there was a couple wanting to do God CHild in the series. HOwever the child's parents said "If anything were to happen", and as such I got a panic attack. So hopefully all going to plan, I will consult my sis about it. I'll try and level with ya. Doug and Carrie two characters in King of QUeens are best mates with Deacon and Kelly. Deacon and Kelly are baptising the child and ask Doug and Carrie to be Godparents. Now where this relates to me, though is if anythere were to happen to Mom n Dad would AIlish and Gerry forcebale have to look after me or Guardianship etc., Considering the age of me, I highly doubt it. So now next thing is can you explain the PANIC ATTACK. Never experienced it in my life.

How interesting a child could play two  folks against each other by means of making them fall in love etc., etc., This was featured in Fraiser.  LIlith, Fraiser's ex wife and their son Frederick are over for Thanksgiving. Frederick wants a bike of some form. The parents won't let him. So what happens is that Frederick uses the Divorce situation to make the two fall in love and then he hopes that if the two were to get back together that they would THEN buy him the bike. Now, lemme dig up the actual quote. "Lilith: Think about it. He makes us believe that he wants us together, of course we have to tell him that that's not going to happen. His hopes are dashed and we feel so guilty that we compensate by getting him something he wants. Frasier replies: A minibike?